Adult Joke

Dear our valued visitors,

It is time for a laugh and it is good. Laugh more often will make you healthy and medical bill is costly.

Mr. Khanna comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:

"I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!

The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, Mrs. Khanna receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid.

" Am I speaking to Mrs. Khanna? "

"Yes... speaking"

Reliance guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"

"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the Reliance guy.

"What are you saying? It's in your files ...HOW?????"

" Yes ............ . We have a system of finding out who's overdue "

" GOD!!!!!!... ...... This is too much........ .."

"Madam, I am sorry... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"

"I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. .... He will speak to your company tomorrow "

That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Reliance office the next day morning.

"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?

What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.

"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Reliance, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."

"PAY you? And if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."


Ha!! laugh it out as loud as you can so as to have full benefit of it.


James

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Googland: [G] New in Labs: Suggest more recipients


Dear our valued visitors,

Trust you find this blog interesting and useful. Look forward to hearing your feedback(s) on this. Just feel free to click the icon below, comments, to leave behind your thoughts. Thank you for your kind action.

James

This is beautiful!

Dear our valued visitors,

I am more than happy to share this beautiful story and soul touching with you, which I received from one of my contacts.


She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?'

The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.'

Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would yo u like a lock of his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said, ' Mom , I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom .' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She lay down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Lying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:






'Dear Mom ,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will always love you, Mom , even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I=2 0knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom ? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom ? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter I think Gab riel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'where was He when I needed him?' 'God said He was in the same place with! me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom , no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore the cancer is all gone.. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

RoRofusion: The Noblesse Oblige Award

RoRofusion: The Noblesse Oblige Award

Coolest Clock yet!

Dear our valued blog visitors,

Many thanks to my good friend, Mejar Chan, for sharing with me such an amazing invention. This is my first time to see such a great invention and more than happy to share with our visitors, who have such an interest. Trust you will be amazed.



This is a real cool clock! I believe it comes from a Dutch web site.

Here is what you will see when you look at this clock.

Don't do anything.

Just look at it and study it. It gives you the EXACT TIME of the DAY in
seconds, minutes, hours, the day, month and year. Just read the green line.

Everything's there. Study it for a few seconds and it will all come clear
to you.

Remember these definitions:

1st Line is Seconds

2nd Line is Minutes

3rd line is Hours.

4th Line is Days

5th Line is Months

6th Line is Years

This is the COOLEST clock I have seen yet!!

A new one!! Look closely at it!! Amazing!!


Have a great day everyday,

God bless,

James Oh

USEFUL TIPS TO BEAT A BAD MOOD

Dear our valued visitors,

Moods are emotions that tend to become fixed, influencing one's outlook for hours, days or even weeks. That is great if you have a pleasant moods, but a big problem if you have the unpleasant ones.

Here are a few useful tips you may opt to try:-

1) Think Positive 

If you think positive, the chances that you feel happy are very high. For instant, try to take an interest in someone else. It may not only delight that person, but you may lift yourself out of your own self-defeating mood.

2) Exercise

Exercise may help you to cure for a bad mood. It may divert your attention from it.

3) Listen to Music

Music will provide peace and tranquility


4) Talk to Someone

By engaging in conversation with someone you like or you care for, may also change your mood especially you can voice out your feeling.

5) Read Scripture

Sometime, reading scripture may also make your bad mood subside, especially when there is no one to talk to.

6) Use Color

"Colors can be nutrients for the mind just as vitamins are for the body," New York color psychologist Patricia Szczerba, who suggests some ways to lift your spirits:

To defuse irritability and anger, it may help to stay away from red.

To counteract depression, avoid wearing or surrounding yourself with colors that make you feel down - Black or Dark Blue, for instance. Go for warm, bright, active colors that lighten your mood.

To help alleviate anxiety and tension, choose neutral colors that have soothing, calming effect. Soft shades of Blue, for example, are often used in hospitals to calm patients.

Please add on to the above list through comments,  if you have other way which could of be of assistance in this aspect. Look forward to hearing from you so that together we can help prevent people from entering into such unhealthy situation.

Be Happy,

Thank you in advance,

james

Official Blog of The Kindrily: INSPIRATION POTPOURRI

Official Blog of The Kindrily: INSPIRATION POTPOURRI

Diarrhoea

Dear our valued visitors,

With recent case on the Gelang Serai, Spore food poisoning out break (with 2 deaths todate).. would like to share the info received from a friend. Please read and it may be of help...



When someone gets diarrhoea, sometimes the solution is so easy, we wonder why anyone has to suffer.

The secret is in rice water.

This is already known in this region. Ask your maids -- Sri Lankan, Indonesian, Fillipina and they would know about it.

(My mother) knew about it. When Dr Albert Winsemius came to Singapore for a farewell and thank you dinner in his honour, he brought along his wife Aly and his granddaughter, Jolijn. Both women came down with very bad gastroenteritis. They saw the doctor who gave them medication. It was slow to work.

Mother boiled some rice in lots of water and went to their hotel with two 1.5L bottles of rice water.

I cringed in shame at the offer of this folk remedy, which seemed so primitive to me. Never heard of this cure before. To my surprise, it worked, and they were even able to go out for dinner the next day. Both were exclaiming how the rice water did the trick of making them well again. Well, lucky it worked, I thought to myself.

I was discussing this some years back with Kim Ng, the ex-matron of KK Hospital. She said, yes, that is what Professor Wong Hock Boon, the
notable paediatrician teaches. I was shocked and made some comment how could he? It was common knowledge so what had he to do with it?

Many months later, I regretted laughing at it. Dr Christina Shanta Emmanuel, who is the CEO of...uh, which group I have forgotten. Either National Health Group, or Polyclinics, or whatever.. regarded me seriously when I brought up the topic like it was good fun. She said that Prof Wong Hock Boon had presented a paper on it. At some conference. After he had done clinical trials.

Then his results were published in the Lancet, the Medical Journal all doctors read. In fact, said Shanta, he was credited for saving the lives of 2 million African babies by this method.

Ah, so! I am impressed.

It is rice water and not rice, that does the trick. I have found it effective again and again. You take a handful of rice and boil it in a large saucepan with lots of water. Like three or four large glasses. Then you cool that and drink the water. If you are in a hurry to relieve the ailing person, take the saucepan off the fire and dunk it in a frying pan or basin of cool water with ice cubes if necessary.

This gives the patient a chance to drink the rice water sooner and cure himself or herself sooner.

When drinking the rice water, make sure there is lots of it. You have to tell the patient that enough water must go in to line your guts from throat to other end, all 10 to 12 metres of it. If you take rice, it stays in the stomach. If you take broth, some of it may go into the small intestine.

But if you take rice water, it will carry rice grains to every inch of your small and large intestine to the end where the problem is.

How does it work? Even Prof Wong Hock Boon doesn't know. Read the attached file. Or go to

*http://rehydrate.org/dd/dd06..htm#page2*


It is good to pass on the news to everyone you know because the complaint is so common and people suffer unnecessarily. You would be doing your friends a great favour to relieve them of their misery when the occasion arises.

Take care,

Best Motivation: Work From Home Career As a Freelancer to Make Money

Best Motivation: Work From Home Career As a Freelancer to Make Money

Call to action

Dear our valued visitors,

To show our support to the environmental, we urge every visitor to forward this link to many people as possible.

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We know you can make a great difference. Thank for your kind action,

James

你能分清楚爱和喜欢吗？

Dear our valued mandarin visitors,

喜歡和愛咫尺千里。

當你喜歡一個人時，你想和他在一起，因為他會帶給你快樂；

離開後，你會想念，想著想著就會笑，然後繼續你平靜的生活，並期待著與他再一次重逢。

當你愛一個人時，你想和他在一起，那是一種牽腸掛肚的捨不得，怕他受委屈，怕他不能好好照顧自己；

離開後，你也會想念，想著想著歎一口氣，'不知他現在過的怎樣？'

然後你繼續你平靜的生活，希望他早日回到你身邊。

你喜歡的人在你眼中是天使，無所不能，他總會滿足你的任性的要求。

你愛的人在你眼中是孩子，傻傻的，你不期望他做出什麼'好事'來，只一味縱容他那些讓人哭笑不得的舉動。

你會希望你喜歡的人陪著你，然而你心中想的可能是你愛的人；

你會希望陪在你愛的人身邊，看他在你面前睡得如此安逸甜美毫不設防的樣子，你會微笑，會覺得好幸福。

你喜歡的人傷害了你，你會生氣，並且一定要讓他哄著騙著逗你笑你才原諒他；

你愛的人傷害了你，你只會獨自傷心，因為你怕對他大吼大叫會嚇著他，你憂傷地微笑著，看著他的眼睛，

一旦發現他的眼裡流露出歉意和悔恨，你會立即心疼地摟他在懷裡，那一刻，你也是幸福的。

你可以同時喜歡很多人，你會希望和很多人在一起，

但也許很多年後你才發現，原來你愛的就只有那麼一個，

就那麼一個，怎麼都不會變，你以為把他忘記了，其實只是忙的沒空想起而已，

對於你喜歡的人，你關注的是他的優點；

對於你愛的人，你關注的是他的缺點，並且，那些缺點如果無關原則的話，它們在你眼裡是可愛的，獨一無二的。

喜歡和愛其實只有一紙之隔，任何愛都從喜歡開始，當有天你突然發現，你喜歡的那個人在你眼中不再完美，

而他的瑕疵正如月中的桂影一般讓你更加依依不捨，你會覺得與他光彩照人的一面相比，

你更願意看他在你面前無助的表情，不知道是不是應該祝賀你，總之，你的感情昇華了
——

仰慕不是愛，甚至不是喜歡，當你對一個人只有仰慕之情時，你們在一起便失去了和諧。

有人說愛一個人很累，的確是，因為你想為他承擔，可是愛與喜歡相比最大的魅力就在於，

當你和愛的人在一起時，你的感覺就像回家了！




P/S:希望大家看了此邮件后对生命@爱情有着新的看法…

Woman in the Glass Box: -=REFLECTIONS=-

Woman in the Glass Box: -=REFLECTIONS=-

LifeCentering: An Article Hit A Nerve? -- Make A Comment

LifeCentering: An Article Hit A Nerve? -- Make A Comment

To stay healthy is to keep working

Dear our valued visitors,

WE ARE PLEASED TO LET YOU KNOW THE TRUTH THAT YOU ARE MORE APT TO "RUST" OUT YOUR BRAIN FROM DISUSE THAN YOU ARE TO WEAR IT OUT FROM USE.


Therefore it is supreme important that we are fully aware that the mind grows only stronger when it is active and unlike a mechanical device that eventually wears out and must be replaced if it is used continually and consistently.

The more you exercise and stretch your brain, the more proficient it becomes. Disuse, however, will have the same effect upon your mind as it will upon a machine. The most intricate fact is that the most powerful machine in the world and the greatest minds will rust away unless they are used.

Unless you manage your schedule to permit time for study and learning, it is easy to yield to the temptation to spend your free time in thoughtless, mind-numbing, escapist pastimes.

No doubt that relaxation is important, but so is gaining new knowledge. Make sure your daily schedule includes an allotment of time for both.

Trust the above is helpful to you so as to stay fit and healthy. See you online again and again,

James

Be aware

Dear our valued visitors,

Please be aware of the rights of women. Let your female friends, relatives, loved one know their rights for their safety purposes. You are invited to read the following valuable post:-


各位女士們注意：

傍晚6pm至早上6am是女生權益（重要咨詢）

曾經與一位律師朋友聊天得知，我們正談論法律和女士的權益問題…

律師朋友告訴我一個案：
一個年輕的少女被身穿便服的男警察強奸了。當時，少女和男友拿不出駕駛執照，這警察要求少女跟她回警察局，要其男友回家去拿駛照 。
途中就載少女到一処偏僻地方，強奸了她。

律師朋友清楚說到：其實女士們在傍晚6pm-6am是有權利拒絕任何（男）警察的要求，自己單獨跟隨一或一群（男）警察囘返警局。即使有通緝令，也可以暫時拒絕。
除非，當時是被女警逮捕，而且警察局裏的警察人員都是《女警》在當值。又或者，被男警逮捕時有女警在場。否則一概可拒絕。

這法律知識對我們很有幫助，以防備下囘有類似事情發生在我們身上、家人朋友身上。
因爲很多人對《法律》和《警方程序》的無知，而不幸受害真的很多。

說真的，對此我之前真的不知道，相信也有很多人不知道。。

請傳給你認識所有人、身邊的家人朋友（尤其女士）。。
祝大家幸福平安每一天。

Women's Rights 6 pm to 6 am (important for your knowledge)


Dear all,

Please read and share with your loved one ....

IMPORTANT
Women's Rights 6 p.m. to 6 a.m.
I was talking with a lawyer friend of mine.
We were discussing the law and women's rights.

She told me about this incident
- a young girl was raped by a man posing as a plain clothes officer; he asked her to come to the police station when she and her male friend didn't have a driver's license to show. He sent the boy off to get his license and asked the girl to accompany him to the police station.

Took her instead to an isolated area where the horrendous crime was committed.

In fact, the law clearly states that between 6 pm and 6 am, a woman has the right to REFUSE to go to the Police Station, even if an arrest warrant has been issued against her...

It is a procedural issue that a woman can be arrested between 6 pm and 6 am, ONLY if she is arrested by a woman officer and taken to an ALL WOMEN police station.
And if she is arrested by a male officer, it has to be proven that a woman officer was on duty at the time of arrest.

It is good for us to know our rights. To what extent it comes of use remains to be seen in any situation. But as they say, knowledge is power. Just thought I'd share this with you. I did not know this and am sure lot of us will not know this- please be informed..... And pass on this info to whom all you know.......


Take a good care,

James

The Problem with Religion: Obedient vs Success

The Problem with Religion: Obedient vs Success

Fake Food Free: Links to a Healthy Weekend: Happy Easter!!

Fake Food Free: Links to a Healthy Weekend: Happy Easter!!