Ah Soh

Ah Beng has full of nonsense jokes ...
These really hit the point.


Ah Soh wants to buy a TV set. She goes to a shop.
Ah Soh : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Soh : "Give me a green one, please "

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Ah Soh is filling up an application form for a job.
She supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc
Then she comes to column on "Salary Expected" She is not sure of the
question. After much thought, she writes " Yes "

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Ah Soh goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Soh : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Soh : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Soh : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Ah Soh goes to work with her thermos flask Boss : "What is
that shiny object ?"
Ah Soh : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do?"
Ah Soh : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it ?"
Ah Soh : "Two cups of coffee and a coke" (^_^)

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After taking photocopies of documents,
Ah Soh always compare it with the original for spelling mistakes.

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Ah Soh always smile during lightning storms
Because she thinks her picture is being taken.

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How can you tell if the fax is from Ah Soh ?
Because it has a postage stamp on it.

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Why can't Ah Soh dial 911 ?
Because she can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.

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Ah Soh and her friend board a double-decker bus.
Her friend get a seat downstair and Ah Soh goes upstairs. After a while, her friend goes upstairs to look for Ah Soh and find her clutching the seats in both hands and her body is shivering.
Her friend:"What happen to you ? why are you shivering, I was enjoying my ride
downstair"
Ah Soh : "Yeah, but you've got a driver but I don't"