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'''A Daddy's Phone Call

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,*
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**'Hello?'**

**'Hi honey.**

**This is Daddy.**

**Is Mommy near the phone?'*

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**'No, Daddy.**

**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**

**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**

**'Oh yes I do, he comes when you are not home and **

** Mommy told me to call him Uncle Paul **

**and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy,**

**Right now..'**

Brief Pause.

**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**

**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**

**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**

**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'*

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**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'*

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**A few minutes later**

**The little girl comes back to the phone.*

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**'I did it, Daddy.'*

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**'And what happened, honey?' *

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**'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on **

** and ran around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**

**And now she isn't moving at all!'*

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**'Oh my God! What about the Uncle Paul?'*

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**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.*

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**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**

**And dived into the swimming pool.**

**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**

**Last week to clean the pool.*

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**He hit the bottom of the pool with a big splat... and I think he's dead.'*

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*****Long Pause****

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*****Longer Pause****

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*****Even Longer Pause****

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**Then Daddy says,*

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**'Swimming pool? ...........*

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**Is this 486-5731?'

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**No, I think you have the wrong number...'''.....*