A little boy asks his mother: “why do you cry?”
“Because I am a woman.” She answers.
“I don’t understand” he says.
His mother hugs him and says: “and you never will.”
Later the little boy asked his father: “Why does mommy cry?”
“All women cry for no reason,” is all that his father could answer him.
When he became an adult he asked God: “God, why woman cry so easily?”
When I created woman, she needed to be special.
I created her shoulders strong enough to bear the weight of the world…
And soft enough to be comfortable.
I gave her the strength to give life,
The kind that accepts the rejection that often comes from children.
I gave her the strength to allow her to go on when everybody else give up.
The kind that takes care of her family, despite illness and fatigue.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children unconditionally, even when they have hurt her deeply.
I gave her the strength to endure her husband in his faults.
And finally, I gave her tears to shed whenever she needs them to be shed.
You see my son, the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, nor is it in her face or in the way she does her hair.
The beauty of a woman resides in her eyes.
It is the door to her heart, the door where love resides.
And it is often through her tears that you see her heart go by.
Share this message..
Lift the spirit of other women!
Let the world know that all beings are beautiful!
To those who have made you smiled.
When you needed it the most…
To those who have made you see the good side of things when you only saw the worse…
To those to whom you want to say “How much you value their relationship…or simply…..
…thank you for giving me a glimpse of ….
….a better world……..
Have a wonderful day!!
Hearty welcome
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Tea Shop in Kuantan
Dear my valued visitors,
This shop stored more than 300 types of Pu’er tea.
Well designed and not only displaying with various types of Pu’er teas, but also its accessories such as tea ports, cups and other utensils.
Some of the tea ports are of the reproduction of ancient master piece.
The owner, Mr Lim, is always welcome visitors to his shop in Kuantan. He is more than happy to share his ideas, knowledge and experience to anyone who has such interest.
If you want him to grade your teas, then you are encouraged to bring along your teas of your favour to his shop. He has been in this field for more than two decades.
For those who want to invest in tea, he is more than happy to give you insight of his real experience where he can import in bulk directly from his reliable network.
Below please find some of the photos taken from his shop.
Besides of displaying variety type of Pu'er. You may find some creative works. The table base of dried roots of huge trees attracted my attention. You may make a trip there and find out more of such creative works if you wish to.
The shop, AMBITIOUS NETWORK SDN BHD , is located in Kuantan, Pahang, Malaysia.
Tel No : 09-5669137
H/p No : 012-0383361
Email: limet@ansb.com.my
This shop stored more than 300 types of Pu’er tea.
Well designed and not only displaying with various types of Pu’er teas, but also its accessories such as tea ports, cups and other utensils.
Some of the tea ports are of the reproduction of ancient master piece.
The owner, Mr Lim, is always welcome visitors to his shop in Kuantan. He is more than happy to share his ideas, knowledge and experience to anyone who has such interest.
If you want him to grade your teas, then you are encouraged to bring along your teas of your favour to his shop. He has been in this field for more than two decades.
For those who want to invest in tea, he is more than happy to give you insight of his real experience where he can import in bulk directly from his reliable network.
Below please find some of the photos taken from his shop.
Besides of displaying variety type of Pu'er. You may find some creative works. The table base of dried roots of huge trees attracted my attention. You may make a trip there and find out more of such creative works if you wish to.
The shop, AMBITIOUS NETWORK SDN BHD , is located in Kuantan, Pahang, Malaysia.
Tel No : 09-5669137
H/p No : 012-0383361
Email: limet@ansb.com.my
Asian vs western culture
Blue --> Westerner
Red --> Asian
Opinion
B: Talk to the point
R: Talk around the circle, especially if different opinions
Way of Life
B: individualism, think of himself or herself.
R: enjoy gathering with family and friends, solving their problems, and know each other's business (keh poh).
Punctuality
B: on time.
R: in time.
Contacts
B: Contact to related person only
R: Contact everyone everywhere, business very successful.
Anger
B: Show that I am angry.
R: I am angry, but still smiling... (beware!)
Queue when Waiting
B: Queuing in an orderly manner
R: Queuing?! What's that?
Sundays on the Road
B: Enjoy weekend relaxing peacefully.
R: Enjoy weekend in crowded places, like going to the mall.
Party
B: Only gather with their own group.
R: All focus on the one activity that is hosted by the CEO .
In the restaurant
B: Talk softly and gently in the restaurant.
R: Talk and laugh loudly like their own the restaurant .
Travelling
B: Love sightseeing and enjoy the scenery.
R: Taking picture is the most important, scenery is just for the background.
Handling of Problems
B: Take any steps to solve the problems.
R: Try to avoid conflicts, and if can, don't leave any trail.
Three meals a day
B: Good meal for once a day is sufficed.
R: At least 3 good meals a day.
Transportation
B: Before drove cars, now cycling for environmental protection.
R: Before no money and rode a bike, now got money and drive a car .
Elderly in day to day life
B: When old, there is snoopy for companionship.
R: When old, guarantee will not be lonely, as long as willing to baby-sit the grandkids.
Moods and Weather
B: The logic is, rain is pain.
R: The more the rain, more prosperity .
The Boss
B: The boss is part of the team.
R: The boss is a Fierce god.
What's Trendy
B: Healthy Asian cuisine
R: Expensive Western cuisine.
The Child
B: The kid is going to be independent and make his/her own living.
R: Work, live and all for the kids, the centre of life.
Red --> Asian
Opinion
B: Talk to the point
R: Talk around the circle, especially if different opinions
Way of Life
B: individualism, think of himself or herself.
R: enjoy gathering with family and friends, solving their problems, and know each other's business (keh poh).
Punctuality
B: on time.
R: in time.
Contacts
B: Contact to related person only
R: Contact everyone everywhere, business very successful.
Anger
B: Show that I am angry.
R: I am angry, but still smiling... (beware!)
Queue when Waiting
B: Queuing in an orderly manner
R: Queuing?! What's that?
Sundays on the Road
B: Enjoy weekend relaxing peacefully.
R: Enjoy weekend in crowded places, like going to the mall.
Party
B: Only gather with their own group.
R: All focus on the one activity that is hosted by the CEO .
In the restaurant
B: Talk softly and gently in the restaurant.
R: Talk and laugh loudly like their own the restaurant .
Travelling
B: Love sightseeing and enjoy the scenery.
R: Taking picture is the most important, scenery is just for the background.
Handling of Problems
B: Take any steps to solve the problems.
R: Try to avoid conflicts, and if can, don't leave any trail.
Three meals a day
B: Good meal for once a day is sufficed.
R: At least 3 good meals a day.
Transportation
B: Before drove cars, now cycling for environmental protection.
R: Before no money and rode a bike, now got money and drive a car .
Elderly in day to day life
B: When old, there is snoopy for companionship.
R: When old, guarantee will not be lonely, as long as willing to baby-sit the grandkids.
Moods and Weather
B: The logic is, rain is pain.
R: The more the rain, more prosperity .
The Boss
B: The boss is part of the team.
R: The boss is a Fierce god.
What's Trendy
B: Healthy Asian cuisine
R: Expensive Western cuisine.
The Child
B: The kid is going to be independent and make his/her own living.
R: Work, live and all for the kids, the centre of life.
JUST FOR A LAUGH
HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboyand ..
Wife on the cover of 'missing persons'
SWIMSUIT
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.
GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to takeoff her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: 'It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.'
Dentist: 'Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly.'
VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: ' RETURNED UNOPENED '
OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Because she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything
Friday, November 28, 2008
THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
PRICELESS
For those of you old enough to remember Red Skelton, I think you will enjoy this e-mail. For those of you not old enough, you will see what you missed. Either way, his humor was always clean and he was a great entertainer. A rerun of great one liner's from the man who was known for his clean humor.
I hope you get a chuckle or two reading them once more
RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
For those of you old enough to remember Red Skelton, I think you will enjoy this e-mail. For those of you not old enough, you will see what you missed. Either way, his humor was always clean and he was a great entertainer. A rerun of great one liner's from the man who was known for his clean humor.
I hope you get a chuckle or two reading them once more
RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship
She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds.Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas ..
3. I take my wife everywhere....but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker.She said 'There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor.I asked where the car was. She told me, 'In the lake.'
8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days.Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, 'Am I too late for the garbage?' The driver said, 'No, jump in!'
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though.My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'
I said, 'Dust!'
Can't you just hear him say all of these? I love it........these were the good old days when humor didn't have to start with a four letter word. It was just clean and simple fun.
And he always ended his programs with the words, 'God Bless.' .
Thursday, November 27, 2008
婚姻存摺
婚姻存摺
我的'婚姻存摺'是出嫁那天，媽媽遞到我手上的，當時,我以為會是一大筆錢，打開一看發現只有1000元, 我用失望的眼神看著媽媽，媽媽卻笑著說:'這是我特意為你們辦理的'婚姻存摺'， '以後每逢值得紀念的日子，都可以存一筆錢，等到老的時候,裡面除了錢,還有無限的幸福…'。
當時,我對母親這份心思不以為然,倒是丈夫記在了心上。
婚後沒多久!，他就先後存了兩個500元， 一個是因為他升職了，第二個是因為我手術治愈出院。 當時我嘴上笑他無聊，其實心裡甜蜜無比， 畢竟他把我的健康也當作一件讓他感到幸福的事。
沒過多久,我懷孕了,這一次,我足足往裡面存了2000元。
但很快，我們開始有了爭吵和冷漠﹔孩子出生帶來的快樂是短暫的，洗不完的尿布、喂不完的奶， 進一步加劇了我們感情的惡化而那本婚姻存摺像被遺忘了， 寂寞地躺在抽屜角落，上面的數字久未見漲。
我們鬧離婚的時候，媽媽說:你們先把存摺上面的錢花光了再離吧， 雖然錢不多，但是你們共同的財產。於是，我第一次取了1000元，然後拎著幾件心儀已久的衣服離開商場時， 我又回去對售貨小姐說:'對不起,我不買了!請你退回我剛才付給你的錢。'> 也許當時的局面窘迫極了， 但我腦海裡想到的是那1000元婚姻積蓄的來源: 他是個害羞的男人，但曾在街頭大聲地對我說'我愛你'，我為此存下100元， 他記得我的生日、鞋號、密碼及最怕的事，我為此在生日那天存下300元， 他對女人有風度,也有距離，不給暗戀他的女下屬任何機會，我為此存下500元... 啊，這1000元裡就有這麼多的幸福積累， 再看看婚姻存摺上的兩萬多元，我的眼睛忽然就有些濕潤起來。
晚上回到家，我把存摺交給他，說:'趕緊花吧，花光了好離婚。第二天晚上，他把存摺遞到我手上，我打開一看，發現反而多了1000元。 他說:'那上面的每一元錢都記錄著我們走過的歷程。' 我第一次發覺原來是這樣的愛你，索性又存進了1000元， 我們從此又和好如初了。
還是媽媽說得對，以愛情的名義為婚姻開個戶口， 把夫妻間所有快樂的、幸福的、浪漫的事，通通存進銀行！有了這本日積月累的婚姻存摺，即使是再貧窮的婚姻，也決不害怕透支。 這一生，你可能會遇到許多喜歡你的人。 但是，你可能永遠都遇不到一個你真正愛的人。 所以，一但遇到了，一定要好好的把握。 很多事情，錯過了就沒有了，錯過了就是會變的，緣份也是。
我的'婚姻存摺'是出嫁那天，媽媽遞到我手上的，當時,我以為會是一大筆錢，打開一看發現只有1000元, 我用失望的眼神看著媽媽，媽媽卻笑著說:'這是我特意為你們辦理的'婚姻存摺'， '以後每逢值得紀念的日子，都可以存一筆錢，等到老的時候,裡面除了錢,還有無限的幸福…'。
當時,我對母親這份心思不以為然,倒是丈夫記在了心上。
婚後沒多久!，他就先後存了兩個500元， 一個是因為他升職了，第二個是因為我手術治愈出院。 當時我嘴上笑他無聊，其實心裡甜蜜無比， 畢竟他把我的健康也當作一件讓他感到幸福的事。
沒過多久,我懷孕了,這一次,我足足往裡面存了2000元。
但很快，我們開始有了爭吵和冷漠﹔孩子出生帶來的快樂是短暫的，洗不完的尿布、喂不完的奶， 進一步加劇了我們感情的惡化而那本婚姻存摺像被遺忘了， 寂寞地躺在抽屜角落，上面的數字久未見漲。
我們鬧離婚的時候，媽媽說:你們先把存摺上面的錢花光了再離吧， 雖然錢不多，但是你們共同的財產。於是，我第一次取了1000元，然後拎著幾件心儀已久的衣服離開商場時， 我又回去對售貨小姐說:'對不起,我不買了!請你退回我剛才付給你的錢。'> 也許當時的局面窘迫極了， 但我腦海裡想到的是那1000元婚姻積蓄的來源: 他是個害羞的男人，但曾在街頭大聲地對我說'我愛你'，我為此存下100元， 他記得我的生日、鞋號、密碼及最怕的事，我為此在生日那天存下300元， 他對女人有風度,也有距離，不給暗戀他的女下屬任何機會，我為此存下500元... 啊，這1000元裡就有這麼多的幸福積累， 再看看婚姻存摺上的兩萬多元，我的眼睛忽然就有些濕潤起來。
晚上回到家，我把存摺交給他，說:'趕緊花吧，花光了好離婚。第二天晚上，他把存摺遞到我手上，我打開一看，發現反而多了1000元。 他說:'那上面的每一元錢都記錄著我們走過的歷程。' 我第一次發覺原來是這樣的愛你，索性又存進了1000元， 我們從此又和好如初了。
還是媽媽說得對，以愛情的名義為婚姻開個戶口， 把夫妻間所有快樂的、幸福的、浪漫的事，通通存進銀行！有了這本日積月累的婚姻存摺，即使是再貧窮的婚姻，也決不害怕透支。 這一生，你可能會遇到許多喜歡你的人。 但是，你可能永遠都遇不到一個你真正愛的人。 所以，一但遇到了，一定要好好的把握。 很多事情，錯過了就沒有了，錯過了就是會變的，緣份也是。
Alexander the Great .................
Alexander the Great .................
There is very instructive incident involving the life of Alexander, the great Greek king.
Alexander, after conquering many kingdoms, was returning home. On the way, he fell ill and it took him to his death bed. With death staring him in his face, Alexander realized how his conquests, his great army, his sharp sword and all his wealth were of no consequence.
He now longed to reach home to see his mother's face and bid her his last adieu. But, he had to accept the fact that his sinking health would not permit Him to reach his distant homeland. So, The mighty conqueror lay prostrate and pale, helplessly waiting to breathe his last.
He called his generals and said, 'I will depart from this world soon, I have t! hree wishes, please carry them out without fail.' With tears flowing down .Their cheeks, the generals agreed to abide by their king's last wishes.
'My first desire is that,' said Alexander, 'My physicians alone must carry my coffin.'
After a pause, he continued, 'Secondly, I desire that when my coffin is being carried to the grave, the path leading to the graveyard be strewn with gold, silver and precious stones which I have collected in my treasury.
'The king felt exhausted after saying this. He took a minute's rest and continued. 'My third and last wish is that both my hands be kept dangling out of my coffin.'
The people who had gathered there wondered at the king's strange wishes. But no one dare bring the question to their lips.
Alexander's favorite general kissed his hand and pressed them to his heart. 'O king, we assure you that your wishes will all be fulfilled. But tell us why do you make such strange wishes?'
At this Alexander took a deep breath and! said: 'I would like the world to know of the three lessons I have jus t learnt.
I want my physicians to carry my coffin because people should realize that no doctor can really cure any body. They are powerless and cannot save a person from the clutches of death. So let not people take life for granted.
The second wish of strewing gold, silver and other riches on the way to the graveyard is to tell People that not even a fraction of gold will come with me. I spent all my life earning riches but cannot take anything with me. Let people realize that it is a sheer waste of time to chase wealth.
And about my third wish of having my hands dangling out of the coffin, I wish people to know that I came empty handed into this world and empty handed I go out of this world.'
With these words, the king closed his eyes. Soon he let death conquer him and breathed his last. . . . .
So, we trust you also learn from this great man.
There is very instructive incident involving the life of Alexander, the great Greek king.
Alexander, after conquering many kingdoms, was returning home. On the way, he fell ill and it took him to his death bed. With death staring him in his face, Alexander realized how his conquests, his great army, his sharp sword and all his wealth were of no consequence.
He now longed to reach home to see his mother's face and bid her his last adieu. But, he had to accept the fact that his sinking health would not permit Him to reach his distant homeland. So, The mighty conqueror lay prostrate and pale, helplessly waiting to breathe his last.
He called his generals and said, 'I will depart from this world soon, I have t! hree wishes, please carry them out without fail.' With tears flowing down .Their cheeks, the generals agreed to abide by their king's last wishes.
'My first desire is that,' said Alexander, 'My physicians alone must carry my coffin.'
After a pause, he continued, 'Secondly, I desire that when my coffin is being carried to the grave, the path leading to the graveyard be strewn with gold, silver and precious stones which I have collected in my treasury.
'The king felt exhausted after saying this. He took a minute's rest and continued. 'My third and last wish is that both my hands be kept dangling out of my coffin.'
The people who had gathered there wondered at the king's strange wishes. But no one dare bring the question to their lips.
Alexander's favorite general kissed his hand and pressed them to his heart. 'O king, we assure you that your wishes will all be fulfilled. But tell us why do you make such strange wishes?'
At this Alexander took a deep breath and! said: 'I would like the world to know of the three lessons I have jus t learnt.
I want my physicians to carry my coffin because people should realize that no doctor can really cure any body. They are powerless and cannot save a person from the clutches of death. So let not people take life for granted.
The second wish of strewing gold, silver and other riches on the way to the graveyard is to tell People that not even a fraction of gold will come with me. I spent all my life earning riches but cannot take anything with me. Let people realize that it is a sheer waste of time to chase wealth.
And about my third wish of having my hands dangling out of the coffin, I wish people to know that I came empty handed into this world and empty handed I go out of this world.'
With these words, the king closed his eyes. Soon he let death conquer him and breathed his last. . . . .
So, we trust you also learn from this great man.
Peace of Mind
PEACE OF MINDIf you were to ask your neighbor, "What would give you peace of mind?"
he might tell you, "A vacation in Bermuda !" or "An extra hundred grand would give me peace!", or "A new Ferrari would make me content!"
But going places – and getting stuff – is usually a temporary solution ... Let's say you buy a lottery ticket and by some miracle you win your dream Ferrari. Today you are content.
Tomorrow you are saying, "If I could just catch that little punk who scratched it in the car park!" Peace of mind rarely comes from getting more stuff. Getting more stuff usually leads to wanting even more stuff! Peace of mind starts with being grateful for what you have right now.
GRATITUDE is POWER , and here's why....
When you are thankful for what you have - for the friends you have, and for the things you've got, you attract more good people and good things!
People who always complain about what they DON'T HAVE, stay stuck. Complainers attract more things to complain about!
It is a law of life. It's hard to explain, but you can observe it around you. We get more of what we dwell upon.
That's why all the spiritual masters have taught the same lesson ...
" Start by being thankful. Be happy with what you have now, and more will come your way ."
It's practical advice.
IN A NUTSHELL
Every time you say a silent "thank you" you become more peaceful – and more power .
Tears of A Woman
Tears of A Woman
A little boy asks his mother: “why do you cry?”
“Because I am a woman.” She answers.
“I don’t understand” he says.
His mother hugs him and says: “and you never will.”
Later the little boy asked his father: “Why does mommy cry?”
“All women cry for no reason,” is all that his father could answer him.
When he became an adult he asked God: “God, why woman cry so easily?”
When I created woman, she needed to be special.
I created her shoulders strong enough to bear the weight of the world…
And soft enough to be comfortable.
I gave her the strength to give life,
The kind that accepts the rejection that often comes from children.
I gave her the strength to allow her to go on when everybody else give up.
The kind that takes care of her family, despite illness and fatigue.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children unconditionally, even when they have hurt her deeply.
I gave her the strength to endure her husband in his faults.
And finally, I gave her tears to shed whenever she needs them to be shed.
You see my son, the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, nor is it in her face or in the way she does her hair.
The beauty of a woman resides in her eyes.
It is the door to her heart, the door where love resides.
And it is often through her tears that you see her heart go by.
Share this message..
Lift the spirit of other women!
Let the world know that all beings are beautiful!
To those who have made you smiled.
When you needed it the most…
To those who have made you see the good side of things when you only saw the worse…
To those to whom you want to say “How much you value their relationship…or simply…..
…thank you for giving me a glimpse of ….
….a better world……..
Have a wonderful day!!
A little boy asks his mother: “why do you cry?”
“Because I am a woman.” She answers.
“I don’t understand” he says.
His mother hugs him and says: “and you never will.”
Later the little boy asked his father: “Why does mommy cry?”
“All women cry for no reason,” is all that his father could answer him.
When he became an adult he asked God: “God, why woman cry so easily?”
When I created woman, she needed to be special.
I created her shoulders strong enough to bear the weight of the world…
And soft enough to be comfortable.
I gave her the strength to give life,
The kind that accepts the rejection that often comes from children.
I gave her the strength to allow her to go on when everybody else give up.
The kind that takes care of her family, despite illness and fatigue.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children unconditionally, even when they have hurt her deeply.
I gave her the strength to endure her husband in his faults.
And finally, I gave her tears to shed whenever she needs them to be shed.
You see my son, the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, nor is it in her face or in the way she does her hair.
The beauty of a woman resides in her eyes.
It is the door to her heart, the door where love resides.
And it is often through her tears that you see her heart go by.
Share this message..
Lift the spirit of other women!
Let the world know that all beings are beautiful!
To those who have made you smiled.
When you needed it the most…
To those who have made you see the good side of things when you only saw the worse…
To those to whom you want to say “How much you value their relationship…or simply…..
…thank you for giving me a glimpse of ….
….a better world……..
Have a wonderful day!!
Chinese wisdom
A passing boat leaves no trace upon the waters; a bird's flight leaves no trace in the sky.
When fleeting success, failure, gain, or loss leaves no trace upon the heart, the great wisdom of liberation has been achieved. - Master Shengyen
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When fleeting success, failure, gain, or loss leaves no trace upon the heart, the great wisdom of liberation has been achieved. - Master Shengyen
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008
How to make yourself Happy Life.
How to make yourself Happy Life.
1. Have targets and goals
2. Smile always
3. Share the happiness with others
4. Willing to help others
5. Keep a childlike heart
6. Get on well with different kinds of people
7. Keep calm when surprise comes
8. Keep the sense of humor
9. Forgive others
10. Have some real good friends
11. Always work in a team
12. Enjoy the family gathering time
13. Be confident and proud of yourself
14. Respect the weak
15. Indulge yourself, sometimes
16. Work from time to time
17. Be brave and courageous
18. Finally, don’t be a moneygrubber
1. Have targets and goals
2. Smile always
3. Share the happiness with others
4. Willing to help others
5. Keep a childlike heart
6. Get on well with different kinds of people
7. Keep calm when surprise comes
8. Keep the sense of humor
9. Forgive others
10. Have some real good friends
11. Always work in a team
12. Enjoy the family gathering time
13. Be confident and proud of yourself
14. Respect the weak
15. Indulge yourself, sometimes
16. Work from time to time
17. Be brave and courageous
18. Finally, don’t be a moneygrubber
Healthy important
1) Answer the phone by LEFT ear.
2) Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.
3) Do not take pills with COOL water.
4) Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.
5) Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.
6) Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
7) Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.
8) Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
9) Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
10) Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.
11) When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.
Share this with those whom you CARE about!
2) Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.
3) Do not take pills with COOL water.
4) Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.
5) Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.
6) Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
7) Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.
8) Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
9) Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
10) Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.
11) When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008
It is not Irish joke
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer.
One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.
The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved."I want to repay you," said the nobleman.
"You saved my son's life.""No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer.
At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel."Is that your son?" the nobleman asked."Yes," the farmer replied proudly."I'll make you a deal.
Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of." And that he did.
Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.
Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia.What saved his life this time? Penicillin.
The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His son's name?Sir Winston Churchill.
Someone once said: What goes around comes around.
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
Sing like nobody's listening.
Live like it is Heaven on Earth.
Share this to everyone you consider A FRIEND and brighten someone's day.
One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.
The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved."I want to repay you," said the nobleman.
"You saved my son's life.""No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer.
At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel."Is that your son?" the nobleman asked."Yes," the farmer replied proudly."I'll make you a deal.
Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of." And that he did.
Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.
Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia.What saved his life this time? Penicillin.
The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His son's name?Sir Winston Churchill.
Someone once said: What goes around comes around.
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
Sing like nobody's listening.
Live like it is Heaven on Earth.
Share this to everyone you consider A FRIEND and brighten someone's day.
Stress ? How to get rid of it
Stress Reliever .. 1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why ?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever ... 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. __________________________________________
Stress Reliever .. 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. __________________________________________
Stress Reliever ... 4
Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "
Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs." __________________________________________
Stress Reliever ... 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Stress Reliever ... 6
Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." __________________________________________
Stress Reliever ... 7
" How was your blind date ? " a college student asked her roommate.
" Terrible ! " the roommate answered.
" He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about that ? "
"He was the original owner."
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Stress Reliever .. 8
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans." __________________________________________
Stress Reliever .. 9
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: " I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: " Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her ? " Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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Stress Reliever ... 10
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. __________________________________________
Stress Reliever ... 11
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexiness?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why ?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
__________________________________________
Stress Reliever ... 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. __________________________________________
Stress Reliever .. 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. __________________________________________
Stress Reliever ... 4
Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "
Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs." __________________________________________
Stress Reliever ... 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
__________________________________________
Stress Reliever ... 6
Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." __________________________________________
Stress Reliever ... 7
" How was your blind date ? " a college student asked her roommate.
" Terrible ! " the roommate answered.
" He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about that ? "
"He was the original owner."
__________________________________________
Stress Reliever .. 8
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans." __________________________________________
Stress Reliever .. 9
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: " I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: " Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her ? " Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
__________________________________________
Stress Reliever ... 10
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. __________________________________________
Stress Reliever ... 11
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexiness?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."
4 lovers
Once upon a time there was a rich man who had four lovers.
He loved the 4th lover the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best.
He also loved the 3rd lover very much and was always showing her off to his friends. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another.
He also loved his 2nd lover. She was his confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with him. Whenever the man faced a problem, he could confide in her, and she would help him get through the difficult times.
The man's 1st lover was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and land. However, he did not love the first lover. Although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her! One day, the man fell ill and he knew his time was short. He thought of his luxurious life and wondered, I now have four lovers with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone."
Thus, he asked the 4th lover "I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"
"No way!" replied the 4th lover, and she walked away without another word. Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his heart.
The sad man then asked the 3rd lover, "I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"
"No!" replied the 3rd lover. "Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to remarry!" His heart sank and turned cold.
He then asked the 2nd lover, "I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?"
"I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd lover. "At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave." Her answer struck him like a bolt of lightning, and the man was devastated.
Then a voice called out: "I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The man looked up, and there was his first lover. She was very skinny as she suffered from malnutrition and neglect. Greatly grieved, the man said, "I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!"
In truth, we all have the 4 lovers in our lives:
Our 4th lover is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it will leave us when we die.
Our 3rd lover is our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, it will all go to others.
Our 2nd lover is our family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for us, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.
And our 1st lover is our Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world. However, our Soul is the only thing that will follow us wherever we go. Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of us that will follow us to the throne of God and continue with us throughout Eternity.
Thought for the day: Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray.
Share this on to someone you care about - I just did. Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections!
He loved the 4th lover the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best.
He also loved the 3rd lover very much and was always showing her off to his friends. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another.
He also loved his 2nd lover. She was his confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with him. Whenever the man faced a problem, he could confide in her, and she would help him get through the difficult times.
The man's 1st lover was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and land. However, he did not love the first lover. Although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her! One day, the man fell ill and he knew his time was short. He thought of his luxurious life and wondered, I now have four lovers with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone."
Thus, he asked the 4th lover "I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"
"No way!" replied the 4th lover, and she walked away without another word. Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his heart.
The sad man then asked the 3rd lover, "I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"
"No!" replied the 3rd lover. "Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to remarry!" His heart sank and turned cold.
He then asked the 2nd lover, "I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?"
"I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd lover. "At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave." Her answer struck him like a bolt of lightning, and the man was devastated.
Then a voice called out: "I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The man looked up, and there was his first lover. She was very skinny as she suffered from malnutrition and neglect. Greatly grieved, the man said, "I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!"
In truth, we all have the 4 lovers in our lives:
Our 4th lover is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it will leave us when we die.
Our 3rd lover is our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, it will all go to others.
Our 2nd lover is our family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for us, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.
And our 1st lover is our Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world. However, our Soul is the only thing that will follow us wherever we go. Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of us that will follow us to the throne of God and continue with us throughout Eternity.
Thought for the day: Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray.
Share this on to someone you care about - I just did. Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections!
Five surgeons
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the bestpatients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up,everything inside is numbered.
'The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Houston, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'.
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers.. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up,everything inside is numbered.
'The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Houston, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'.
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers.. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
人生
人生
我们一出世，就被教导做个好孩子拼命的读书，好了读完书了。大学也毕业了。拼命的做工，赚多多的钱。。。拼命的存钱，买房子，车子，保险不小心找到了老婆，好了，结婚了，钱也用完了再拼命的做工，好了30岁了，开始瓶颈。。。再拼命的读PARTTIME，好了，学位高了。。。 拼命的抚育孩子，好了，孩子读书了。。。拼命的灌输孩子要努力读书。。。。自己拼命的做工。。。学位高了，压力也高了。。。回到家，妻子照顾孩子，不得空理你。。孩子忙着读书，不得空理你。。
月头，样样都是钱。孩子和你拿钱。
妻子和你拿钱房子和你拿钱保险和你拿钱车子和你拿钱过年了，更加多钱除了以上，母亲和你拿钱红包和你拿钱旅行和你拿钱NIKE，LEVI，PRADA，GUCCI，REEBOK，PADINI。。。和你拿钱海外天也可能和你拿钱
40岁，男人危机。。。拼命的工作，保住职位。。。成了大家眼中的势利同事。。。开始害怕失去工作，开始留意年轻同事。。。想读书，钱，没有了，想换工，薪金高，岁数大，难讨新工想尽办法，还是不能爬上经理职位，还被一个年轻人上了位。。 孩子开始读中学了，和你拿更多的钱。父亲节，拿你给的钱，买了你没有用的东西。。。。房子! 还是和你要钱车子旧了，开始不听话了。。。还是要给钱! 妻子也是一样和你拿钱，旦绝对没有收条给你看。
夫妻要信任好不容易熬过50了，要退休了，无风无浪。。。虽然压力大，新上司意见多多，不要紧。我顶！就要拿公积金咯！但是孩子要出国读书-- <>好了，公积精拿完出来了，一大半给了孩子，剩下的给了妻子 还是回到零。。。退休了，不用做？？？不能几十年没有呆在家，忽然和妻子相处。。。妻子看不顺眼丈夫无所事事，命令丈夫开始学做家事，！扫地，抹地，剪草，洗车，样样都要做。。。好了，房子供完了。。。车子也没有什么架了。。。开始觉得人生很无奈，自己从一个提款机，最后变成了一个佣人。
孩子出国回来了，拍了一些照片。。。开始找工了。。。毕业=失业 ， 工难找! ，最后找到一份只可以养活自己的工作。还是要住在家里。。。吃，交通。去的薪金的一大半。。所以只是意思意思的给RM100给父母做伙食费。。
3年过去了，孩子好不容易累计的工作经验，薪金高了。。。但是却开始要买辆汽车代步。。。母亲帮助+自己储蓄，给了头期。。。有了汽车，费用也多了。。还是意思意思给RM200作伙食费好不容易的工作开始稳定了，但是却认识了一个女朋友。。。开始了人生计划。。。要买房子了。。。由于车子+女朋友费用太大，还是不能给伙食费太多，而且女朋友说3计划，全部钱要储蓄。。。2年后，终于买了房子，买了房子，开始要结婚了。。。 我终于有用途了，被叫去提亲。。什么都不可以多说，全部老婆讲。自己讲些客套话就行了。。。摆酒，婚礼，旅行。。。用了一大笔+母亲储蓄+ 我剩下的公积精我还是回归零，。。。继续的剪草，扫地，做家务。。。结婚了后，孩子很少会来了，忙着自己的家庭。。。偶尔假日才回来看看父母。。。每个月意思意思的给RM200 。
孩子自己也困难了。要维持自己的家庭好了，30年前的计划希望能够开始，旅行！！ 大事不妙，媳妇怀孕了，生了个孩子。。。母亲代抚养，因为媳妇孩子都做工本来平静的退休生活又再次起了涟漪。。。每天就要照顾孙子，晚上他哭我就跟着醒，开始学习新的技术，喂奶，包尿片，唱歌，拍手掌。。。孩子每个月意思意思的给多RM300，当着是孙子的伙食费 。。。
照顾了5年后，孙子大了，孩子抱回去了，一切回归平静。忽然想起30年前的约定，决定和妻子去旅行。。。。还是去不成了，妻子年级大了，病痛也多了。。。自己的腰骨也常闹别扭。。。医生说要多休息。。。孩子已经抱回孙子，每个月意思意思的给回RM300 伙食费惟有呆在家里看电视。。。。
一天早上，妻子看见为什么老头没有起来扫地。。。想去房里骂我，但我已经回到天国去了。。。孩子为我做了后事。。。最后我成了一张照片。人生就是如此讽刺。。。呵呵
我们一出世，就被教导做个好孩子拼命的读书，好了读完书了。大学也毕业了。拼命的做工，赚多多的钱。。。拼命的存钱，买房子，车子，保险不小心找到了老婆，好了，结婚了，钱也用完了再拼命的做工，好了30岁了，开始瓶颈。。。再拼命的读PARTTIME，好了，学位高了。。。 拼命的抚育孩子，好了，孩子读书了。。。拼命的灌输孩子要努力读书。。。。自己拼命的做工。。。学位高了，压力也高了。。。回到家，妻子照顾孩子，不得空理你。。孩子忙着读书，不得空理你。。
月头，样样都是钱。孩子和你拿钱。
妻子和你拿钱房子和你拿钱保险和你拿钱车子和你拿钱过年了，更加多钱除了以上，母亲和你拿钱红包和你拿钱旅行和你拿钱NIKE，LEVI，PRADA，GUCCI，REEBOK，PADINI。。。和你拿钱海外天也可能和你拿钱
40岁，男人危机。。。拼命的工作，保住职位。。。成了大家眼中的势利同事。。。开始害怕失去工作，开始留意年轻同事。。。想读书，钱，没有了，想换工，薪金高，岁数大，难讨新工想尽办法，还是不能爬上经理职位，还被一个年轻人上了位。。 孩子开始读中学了，和你拿更多的钱。父亲节，拿你给的钱，买了你没有用的东西。。。。房子! 还是和你要钱车子旧了，开始不听话了。。。还是要给钱! 妻子也是一样和你拿钱，旦绝对没有收条给你看。
夫妻要信任好不容易熬过50了，要退休了，无风无浪。。。虽然压力大，新上司意见多多，不要紧。我顶！就要拿公积金咯！但是孩子要出国读书-- <>好了，公积精拿完出来了，一大半给了孩子，剩下的给了妻子 还是回到零。。。退休了，不用做？？？不能几十年没有呆在家，忽然和妻子相处。。。妻子看不顺眼丈夫无所事事，命令丈夫开始学做家事，！扫地，抹地，剪草，洗车，样样都要做。。。好了，房子供完了。。。车子也没有什么架了。。。开始觉得人生很无奈，自己从一个提款机，最后变成了一个佣人。
孩子出国回来了，拍了一些照片。。。开始找工了。。。毕业=失业 ， 工难找! ，最后找到一份只可以养活自己的工作。还是要住在家里。。。吃，交通。去的薪金的一大半。。所以只是意思意思的给RM100给父母做伙食费。。
3年过去了，孩子好不容易累计的工作经验，薪金高了。。。但是却开始要买辆汽车代步。。。母亲帮助+自己储蓄，给了头期。。。有了汽车，费用也多了。。还是意思意思给RM200作伙食费好不容易的工作开始稳定了，但是却认识了一个女朋友。。。开始了人生计划。。。要买房子了。。。由于车子+女朋友费用太大，还是不能给伙食费太多，而且女朋友说3计划，全部钱要储蓄。。。2年后，终于买了房子，买了房子，开始要结婚了。。。 我终于有用途了，被叫去提亲。。什么都不可以多说，全部老婆讲。自己讲些客套话就行了。。。摆酒，婚礼，旅行。。。用了一大笔+母亲储蓄+ 我剩下的公积精我还是回归零，。。。继续的剪草，扫地，做家务。。。结婚了后，孩子很少会来了，忙着自己的家庭。。。偶尔假日才回来看看父母。。。每个月意思意思的给RM200 。
孩子自己也困难了。要维持自己的家庭好了，30年前的计划希望能够开始，旅行！！ 大事不妙，媳妇怀孕了，生了个孩子。。。母亲代抚养，因为媳妇孩子都做工本来平静的退休生活又再次起了涟漪。。。每天就要照顾孙子，晚上他哭我就跟着醒，开始学习新的技术，喂奶，包尿片，唱歌，拍手掌。。。孩子每个月意思意思的给多RM300，当着是孙子的伙食费 。。。
照顾了5年后，孙子大了，孩子抱回去了，一切回归平静。忽然想起30年前的约定，决定和妻子去旅行。。。。还是去不成了，妻子年级大了，病痛也多了。。。自己的腰骨也常闹别扭。。。医生说要多休息。。。孩子已经抱回孙子，每个月意思意思的给回RM300 伙食费惟有呆在家里看电视。。。。
一天早上，妻子看见为什么老头没有起来扫地。。。想去房里骂我，但我已经回到天国去了。。。孩子为我做了后事。。。最后我成了一张照片。人生就是如此讽刺。。。呵呵
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Good article on Cancer
Good article on cancer.
AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY AND ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHNS HOPKINS IS FINALLY STARTING TO TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY .
Cancer Update from Johns Hopkins :
1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion.When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.
2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime.
3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tambours.
4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors.
5. to overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system.
6.Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.
7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.
8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction.
9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.
10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.
11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.
WHAT CANCER CELLS FEED ON:
a. Sugar is a cancer-feeder. By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer cells. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in color. Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt.
b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soy milk, cancer cells are being starved.
c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer.
d. a diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels within 15 minutes to nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).
e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine. Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties. Water-best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it.
12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meats remaining in the intestines become petrified and lead to more toxic buildup.
13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By refraining from or eating less meat it frees more Enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the body's killer Cells to destroy the cancer cells.
14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Florescence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells.
15.Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor. Anger, unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life.
16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells.
(PLEASE SHARE WITH PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT) This is an article that should be sent to anyone important in your life.
AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY AND ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHNS HOPKINS IS FINALLY STARTING TO TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY .
Cancer Update from Johns Hopkins :
1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion.When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.
2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime.
3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tambours.
4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors.
5. to overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system.
6.Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.
7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.
8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction.
9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.
10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.
11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.
WHAT CANCER CELLS FEED ON:
a. Sugar is a cancer-feeder. By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer cells. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in color. Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt.
b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soy milk, cancer cells are being starved.
c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer.
d. a diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels within 15 minutes to nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).
e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine. Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties. Water-best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it.
12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meats remaining in the intestines become petrified and lead to more toxic buildup.
13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By refraining from or eating less meat it frees more Enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the body's killer Cells to destroy the cancer cells.
14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Florescence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells.
15.Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor. Anger, unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life.
16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells.
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Ha Ha Ha!!!
笑死人的12星座宝宝
白羊座
妈妈经常叮嘱羊羊： '穿裙子时不可以荡秋千；不然，会被小男生看到里面的小内裤哦！' 有一天，羊羊高兴地对妈妈说：'今天我和小明比赛荡秋千，我赢了！ ' 妈妈生气地说： '不是告诉过你吗？穿裙子时不要荡秋千！' 羊羊骄傲地说：'可是我好聪明哦！我把里面的小内裤脱掉了，这样他就看不到我的小内裤了！ ' （勇敢直率、敢做敢为的白羊）
金牛座
卖瓜小贩：'快来吃西瓜，不甜不要钱！ ' 饥渴的牛牛：' 哇！太好了，老板，来个不甜的！' （持家、想出轨又顾全自己的金牛）
双子座
妈妈叫双双起床：' 快点起来！公鸡都叫好几遍了！' 双双说： '公鸡叫和我有什么关系？我又不是母鸡！' （自我意识强烈、自行思维的双子）
巨蟹座
公车上，蟹蟹说： '今晚我要和妈妈睡！' 妈妈问道：'你将来娶了媳妇也和妈妈睡阿？ ' 蟹蟹不假思索：' 嗯！' 妈妈又问： '那你媳妇怎么办？ ' 蟹蟹想了半天，说：' 好办，让她跟爸爸睡！' 妈妈： '！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（……—' 再看爸爸，已经热泪盈眶啦！ （恋母情结、依恋的巨蟹）
狮子座
狮狮去参加奶奶的寿宴。到了吃寿包的时候，狮狮问：' 我们为什么要吃这种像屁股的寿包？' 众人听了脸色大变。 接著狮狮拨开寿包，看看里面的豆沙，说：' 奶奶，快看！里面还有大便！' 众人晕的晕，吐的吐。 （以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的骄傲的狮子）
处女座
处处对肚脐很好奇，就问爸爸。 爸爸把脐带连著胎儿与母体的道理简单地讲了一下，说：'婴儿离开母体之后，医生把脐带减断，并打了一个结，後来就成了肚脐。 ' 处处： '那医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结？' （好奇心强又追求完美的处女）
天秤座
父亲对天天说：' 今天不要上学了，昨晚．．．你妈给你生了两个弟弟。你给老师说一下就行了。' 天天却回答：'爸爸，我只说生了一个；另一个，我想留著下星期不想上时再说！ ' （聪明、权衡利弊的天平）
天蠍座
蠍蠍刚睡著，就叫蚊子叮了一口。 他起来赶蚊子，却怎么也赶不出去。没法，便指著蚊子说： '好吧，你不出去我出去！' 边说边出了房间，把门使劲关严得意地说：' 哼！我今晚不进屋，非把你饿死不可！' （搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蝎）
射手座
射射：' 爸爸，为什么你有那么多白头发？' 爸爸： '因为你不乖，所以爸爸有好多白头发阿。' 射射：…… （疑惑中） 射射： '那为什么爷爷全部都是白头发？' 爸爸：！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（…… （喜欢思考的射手）
摩羯座
一天，羯羯跟妈妈上街；走在路上，突然下起雨来。 妈妈拉过羯羯的小手，说：'下雨了，快往前跑阿！ ' 羯羯慢条斯理地问：' 那前面就不下雨喽！？' （明白现实懒得改变的摩羯）
水瓶座
瓶瓶问妈妈：' 问什么称蒋先生为『先人』？' 妈妈说： '因为' 先人'是对死去的人的称呼。 ' 瓶瓶说： '那去世的奶奶是不是要叫『鲜奶』？' （天生的另类、脑筋思考永远和常人不一样的水瓶）
双鱼座
爸爸给鱼鱼讲小时候经常挨饿的事。 听完後，鱼鱼两眼含泪，十分同情地问：' 哦，爸爸，你是因为没饭吃才来我们家的吗？' （富含丰富同情心、不分情况对象的双鱼）
白羊座
妈妈经常叮嘱羊羊： '穿裙子时不可以荡秋千；不然，会被小男生看到里面的小内裤哦！' 有一天，羊羊高兴地对妈妈说：'今天我和小明比赛荡秋千，我赢了！ ' 妈妈生气地说： '不是告诉过你吗？穿裙子时不要荡秋千！' 羊羊骄傲地说：'可是我好聪明哦！我把里面的小内裤脱掉了，这样他就看不到我的小内裤了！ ' （勇敢直率、敢做敢为的白羊）
金牛座
卖瓜小贩：'快来吃西瓜，不甜不要钱！ ' 饥渴的牛牛：' 哇！太好了，老板，来个不甜的！' （持家、想出轨又顾全自己的金牛）
双子座
妈妈叫双双起床：' 快点起来！公鸡都叫好几遍了！' 双双说： '公鸡叫和我有什么关系？我又不是母鸡！' （自我意识强烈、自行思维的双子）
巨蟹座
公车上，蟹蟹说： '今晚我要和妈妈睡！' 妈妈问道：'你将来娶了媳妇也和妈妈睡阿？ ' 蟹蟹不假思索：' 嗯！' 妈妈又问： '那你媳妇怎么办？ ' 蟹蟹想了半天，说：' 好办，让她跟爸爸睡！' 妈妈： '！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（……—' 再看爸爸，已经热泪盈眶啦！ （恋母情结、依恋的巨蟹）
狮子座
狮狮去参加奶奶的寿宴。到了吃寿包的时候，狮狮问：' 我们为什么要吃这种像屁股的寿包？' 众人听了脸色大变。 接著狮狮拨开寿包，看看里面的豆沙，说：' 奶奶，快看！里面还有大便！' 众人晕的晕，吐的吐。 （以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的骄傲的狮子）
处女座
处处对肚脐很好奇，就问爸爸。 爸爸把脐带连著胎儿与母体的道理简单地讲了一下，说：'婴儿离开母体之后，医生把脐带减断，并打了一个结，後来就成了肚脐。 ' 处处： '那医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结？' （好奇心强又追求完美的处女）
天秤座
父亲对天天说：' 今天不要上学了，昨晚．．．你妈给你生了两个弟弟。你给老师说一下就行了。' 天天却回答：'爸爸，我只说生了一个；另一个，我想留著下星期不想上时再说！ ' （聪明、权衡利弊的天平）
天蠍座
蠍蠍刚睡著，就叫蚊子叮了一口。 他起来赶蚊子，却怎么也赶不出去。没法，便指著蚊子说： '好吧，你不出去我出去！' 边说边出了房间，把门使劲关严得意地说：' 哼！我今晚不进屋，非把你饿死不可！' （搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蝎）
射手座
射射：' 爸爸，为什么你有那么多白头发？' 爸爸： '因为你不乖，所以爸爸有好多白头发阿。' 射射：…… （疑惑中） 射射： '那为什么爷爷全部都是白头发？' 爸爸：！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（…… （喜欢思考的射手）
摩羯座
一天，羯羯跟妈妈上街；走在路上，突然下起雨来。 妈妈拉过羯羯的小手，说：'下雨了，快往前跑阿！ ' 羯羯慢条斯理地问：' 那前面就不下雨喽！？' （明白现实懒得改变的摩羯）
水瓶座
瓶瓶问妈妈：' 问什么称蒋先生为『先人』？' 妈妈说： '因为' 先人'是对死去的人的称呼。 ' 瓶瓶说： '那去世的奶奶是不是要叫『鲜奶』？' （天生的另类、脑筋思考永远和常人不一样的水瓶）
双鱼座
爸爸给鱼鱼讲小时候经常挨饿的事。 听完後，鱼鱼两眼含泪，十分同情地问：' 哦，爸爸，你是因为没饭吃才来我们家的吗？' （富含丰富同情心、不分情况对象的双鱼）
搭乘電梯-看完之後請廣為轉寄…功德無量
搭乘電梯-看完之後請廣為轉寄…功德無量
誰也不知道意外何時發生 , 發生時也或許會慌亂忘記 , 不過多點知識也不錯噢！
搭乘電梯 -看完之後請廣為轉寄...功德無量為了自己，為了朋友，為了親人有一天搭乘電梯，就遇上了電梯突然斷電，雖然緊急供電系統幾秒後就開始作用，可是電梯還是從 13 樓迅速往下墬。還好當時記起曾經看過電視教的，趕快把每一層樓的按鍵都按下，好在電梯在五樓終於停止了 ,.. 真的有 撿回一條命的感覺！ 當你面臨生死一線間時，當下的你所做的每一個動作將決定你的生死與否。生活中，難免會坐到電梯，但是！萬一遇到電梯發生事故，迅速往下墜落時，你可能只有一個念頭：「站在電梯裡準死定了！.... 」 可是今天 ......我在電視的一個外國頻道看到一個非常好的節目。
其中，他們還請了專家示範電梯下墜時保護自己的最佳動作：
第一、 ( 不論有幾層樓 )趕快把每一層樓的按鍵都按下。
第二、如果電梯有手把 ，一隻手緊握手把。
第三、整個背部跟頭部緊貼電梯內牆，呈一直線。
第四、膝蓋呈彎曲姿勢。
說明：因為電梯下墜時，你不會知道它會何時著地，且墜落時很可能會全身骨折而死。 所以：
第一點 --是當緊急電源啟動時，電梯可以馬上停止繼續下墜。
第二點 --是為了要固定你人所在的位子，以致於你不會因為重心不穩而摔傷。
第三點 --是為了要運用電梯牆壁作為脊椎的防護。
第四點 --是最重要的是因為韌帶是唯一人體富含彈性的一個組織，所以借用膝蓋彎曲來承受重擊壓力，比骨頭來承受壓力來的大。
這個資訊絕不虛構，我 個人覺得相當重要，想讓大家都知道，以防萬一。
為了自己，為了朋友，為了親人... 花 5 分鐘轉寄一下吧！
誰也不知道意外何時發生 , 發生時也或許會慌亂忘記 , 不過多點知識也不錯噢！
搭乘電梯 -看完之後請廣為轉寄...功德無量為了自己，為了朋友，為了親人有一天搭乘電梯，就遇上了電梯突然斷電，雖然緊急供電系統幾秒後就開始作用，可是電梯還是從 13 樓迅速往下墬。還好當時記起曾經看過電視教的，趕快把每一層樓的按鍵都按下，好在電梯在五樓終於停止了 ,.. 真的有 撿回一條命的感覺！ 當你面臨生死一線間時，當下的你所做的每一個動作將決定你的生死與否。生活中，難免會坐到電梯，但是！萬一遇到電梯發生事故，迅速往下墜落時，你可能只有一個念頭：「站在電梯裡準死定了！.... 」 可是今天 ......我在電視的一個外國頻道看到一個非常好的節目。
其中，他們還請了專家示範電梯下墜時保護自己的最佳動作：
第一、 ( 不論有幾層樓 )趕快把每一層樓的按鍵都按下。
第二、如果電梯有手把 ，一隻手緊握手把。
第三、整個背部跟頭部緊貼電梯內牆，呈一直線。
第四、膝蓋呈彎曲姿勢。
說明：因為電梯下墜時，你不會知道它會何時著地，且墜落時很可能會全身骨折而死。 所以：
第一點 --是當緊急電源啟動時，電梯可以馬上停止繼續下墜。
第二點 --是為了要固定你人所在的位子，以致於你不會因為重心不穩而摔傷。
第三點 --是為了要運用電梯牆壁作為脊椎的防護。
第四點 --是最重要的是因為韌帶是唯一人體富含彈性的一個組織，所以借用膝蓋彎曲來承受重擊壓力，比骨頭來承受壓力來的大。
這個資訊絕不虛構，我 個人覺得相當重要，想讓大家都知道，以防萬一。
為了自己，為了朋友，為了親人... 花 5 分鐘轉寄一下吧！
Don't worry
Dear All readers,
Here is a link which might give you the other side of the story and maybe alleviate some of those fears which went through your mind after reading the '7 reasons the world will end in 2012'
http://www.dailycommonsense.com/2012-explained-why-it-shouldnt-be-feared/
Regards
James
7 reasons the world will end in 2012.
Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that five years from now, all life on Earth could well finish. Some are saying it'll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it'll be God himself who presses the stop button...
1. Mayan Calendar
The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a blood thirsty race that were good at two things: Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and Sacrificing Virgins.Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as well.
2. Sun Storms
Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. 
Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple - it's sitting on top of the world's biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we're many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.
6. The Physicists
This one's case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berekely Uni have been crunching the numbers. and they've determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event.. Even worse, they're claiming their calculations prove, that we're all going to die, very soon - while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.
7. Slip-Slop-Slap-BANG!
We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that sheilds us from most of the sun's radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV.
Here is a link which might give you the other side of the story and maybe alleviate some of those fears which went through your mind after reading the '7 reasons the world will end in 2012'
http://www.dailycommonsense.com/2012-explained-why-it-shouldnt-be-feared/
Regards
James
7 reasons the world will end in 2012.
Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that five years from now, all life on Earth could well finish. Some are saying it'll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it'll be God himself who presses the stop button...
1. Mayan Calendar
The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a blood thirsty race that were good at two things: Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and Sacrificing Virgins.Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as well.2. Sun Storms
Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it's been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it'll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012
3. The Atom Smasher Scientists in Europe have been building the world's largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it's properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They're predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.
4. The Bible says...
If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough,religious folks are getting in on the act as well. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012.
The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.
5. Super Volcano
Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple - it's sitting on top of the world's biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we're many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.6. The Physicists
This one's case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berekely Uni have been crunching the numbers. and they've determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event.. Even worse, they're claiming their calculations prove, that we're all going to die, very soon - while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.
7. Slip-Slop-Slap-BANG!
We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that sheilds us from most of the sun's radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV.