Stress ? How to get rid of it

Stress Reliever .. 1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why ?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever ... 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. __________________________________________

Stress Reliever .. 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. __________________________________________
Stress Reliever ... 4
Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."

Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "
Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs." __________________________________________
Stress Reliever ... 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Stress Reliever ... 6
Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." __________________________________________
Stress Reliever ... 7
" How was your blind date ? " a college student asked her roommate.
" Terrible ! " the roommate answered.
" He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about that ? "
"He was the original owner."
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Stress Reliever .. 8
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans." __________________________________________
Stress Reliever .. 9
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: " I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: " Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her ? " Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

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Stress Reliever ... 10
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. __________________________________________
Stress Reliever ... 11
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexiness?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."