DEAF BOOKKEEPER

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is." The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Don't you just love lawyers?

Ha! Ha! trust you have a good laugh.

Have a wonderful weekend.

夫妻生活9条枕边禁语

夫妻生活9条枕边禁语


“关灯，早点睡吧！”：天天这一句，录音重放，表情克隆，不会让他怀疑自己娶了个需要早起耕作的农民。这一句话怎么听怎么像今夜无性事。


“今天交××费，你猜多少钱”：本来温柔的夜晚，本来放松的心情和身体，立刻变得紧急绷紧，破財！还有比这更闹心的事吗？


“你妈又打电话嘮叨……”：告状会一开始，他装聋作哑的神功立竿见影般出现，而是你的告状基本上是性的毁灭剂。


“ 刚才是谁打来的电话呀？”：你酸溜溜的强调，一副挑衅的表情，好像刚才捉姦在床，男人此时唯一的想法就是让你的预言实现。

“那条黄色短信是谁发的”：查手机！在今天，已成为男女最不尊重彼此的方式，每个人都有难言，每个人都需要独立的空间，有尊严的男人会对这种行为深恶痛绝，特別是选在枕边。

“上次那笔生意没戏了吧”：鬱闷了好几天的事终于让她乌鸦的说出，男人被指工作无能，在今天绝不亚于性无能，除非是你今夜不想要的阴谋、除非是对他得罪你的报復，否则金口紧闭吧！

“別跟某某合作，迟早你要吃亏”：这件心里打鼓的事，又被她在床上当话题，合作伙伴、前途、钱途，如此沉重的辞藻，在这个想让爱荡漾的夜晚，你却自以为关心，但那些男人看重的问题，女人最好三思，常常在枕边隨口说，破坏的不只是心情。


“老公，你怎么赚的这么少！”：哪怕你的收入比他高好几百倍，也不要炫耀，男人的自卑此时一定腾空而起。

Good to aware of the above 9 rules.

Have a happy family life,

God bless,

Heavenly Father's love letter

Father's Love Letter
An Intimate Message From God To You.

My Child,

You may not know me, but I know everything about you.
Psalm 139:1

I know when you sit down and when you rise up.
Psalm 139:2

I am familiar with all your ways.
Psalm 139:3

Even the very hairs on your head are numbered.
Matthew 10:29-31

For you were made in my image.
Genesis 1:27

In me you live and move and have your being.
Acts 17:28

For you are my offspring.
Acts 17:28

I knew you even before you were conceived.
Jeremiah 1:4-5

I chose you when I planned creation.
Ephesians 1:11-12

You were not a mistake, for all your days are written in my book.
Psalm 139:15-16

I determined the exact time of your birth and where you would live.
Acts 17:26

You are fearfully and wonderfully made.
Psalm 139:14

I knit you together in your mother's womb.
Psalm 139:13

And brought you forth on the day you were born.
Psalm 71:6

I have been misrepresented by those who don't know me.
John 8:41-44

I am not distant and angry, but am the complete expression of love.
1 John 4:16

And it is my desire to lavish my love on you.
1 John 3:1

Simply because you are my child and I am your Father.
1 John 3:1

I offer you more than your earthly father ever could.
Matthew 7:11

For I am the perfect father.
Matthew 5:48

Every good gift that you receive comes from my hand.
James 1:17

For I am your provider and I meet all your needs.
Matthew 6:31-33

My plan for your future has always been filled with hope.
Jeremiah 29:11

Because I love you with an everlasting love.
Jeremiah 31:3

My thoughts toward you are countless as the sand on the seashore.
Psalms 139:17-18

And I rejoice over you with singing.
Zephaniah 3:17

I will never stop doing good to you.
Jeremiah 32:40

For you are my treasured possession.
Exodus 19:5

I desire to establish you with all my heart and all my soul.
Jeremiah 32:41

And I want to show you great and marvelous things.
Jeremiah 33:3

If you seek me with all your heart, you will find me.
Deuteronomy 4:29

Delight in me and I will give you the desires of your heart.
Psalm 37:4

For it is I who gave you those desires.
Philippians 2:13

I am able to do more for you than you could possibly imagine.
Ephesians 3:20

For I am your greatest encourager.
2 Thessalonians 2:16-17

I am also the Father who comforts you in all your troubles.
2 Corinthians 1:3-4

When you are brokenhearted,I am close to you.
Psalm 34:18

As a shepherd carries a lamb,I have carried you close to my heart.
Isaiah 40:11

One day I will wipe away every tear from your eyes.
Revelation 21:3-4

And I'll take away all the pain you have suffered on this earth.
Revelation 21:3-4

I am your Father, and I love you even as I love my son, Jesus.
John 17:23

For in Jesus, my love for you is revealed.
John 17:26

He is the exact representation of my being.
Hebrews 1:3

He came to demonstrate that I am for you, not against you.
Romans 8:31

And to tell you that I am not counting your sins.
2 Corinthians 5:18-19

Jesus died so that you and I could be reconciled.
2 Corinthians 5:18-19

His death was the ultimate expression of my love for you.
1 John 4:10

I gave up everything I loved that I might gain your love.
Romans 8:31-32

If you receive the gift of my son Jesus, you receive me.
1 John 2:23

And nothing will ever separate you from my love again.
Romans 8:38-39

Come home and I'll throw the biggest party heaven has ever seen.
Luke 15:7

I have always been Father,and will always be Father.
Ephesians 3:14-15

My question is…
Will you be my child?
John 1:12-13

I am waiting for you.
Luke 15:11-32

Love, Your Dad
Almighty God

FAITH

Faith is the substance of things hope for, the evidence of things not seen. (Hebrews 11:1)

In short, F.A.I.T.H. mean:-

For
All He is
I
Take
Him.

For
All my needs
I
Trust
Him.

For
All His blessings
I
Thank
Him.

From the above, it well demonstrated that Faith is everything. Faith is the eye that sees the invisible. We have to accept and acknowledge Him that He is our Savior and He is alpha and Omega. Everything begins with Him and Ends with Him as well. He provides all our needs such as He gives us life, Word to guide us and every of our needs such as food, place, air, water, and sun. He fulfill all our needs be it physical, biological, mental and spiritual. In shorts, we provide everything inclusive of happiness, joys, mercy, etc..if we really understand and view it from His perspective.

It forms one of key fundamental pillars of the Christian walk. As such, we must be aware and understand it true meaning. With faith, we are able to believe God when He says that something will to pass or that He will do something for everyone who believe Him. With faith, we will not stumble through our journey. We stumble because we feel the pain, discomfort, worry or fear that all from our flesh or carnal thinking. What we don’t see is that the Heavenly Father is awaiting to reward you with the throne at the finishing line of the race. He knows everything you gone through the race. He even send the Holy Spirit to accompany you, guide you, cheer you, help you and everything you need so as to finish the race.

By now, you can see that the assurance of faith is indispensable for a healthy, powerful growth in the Lord. That’s why God wants us to take and lay up His Word in our heart, because that is the way to strengthen your faith.


Trust you find the above explanation is useful in your walk.

God bless,

James

Be sensitive

或許這篇你早已看過…但,真的有做到嗎……

"多欣賞、少挑剔"，"多灑香水、少吐苦水"
曾有一個大學女學生，與男友交往一年多了，兩人感情蠻穩定的，所以，這女生也就將家人的狀況告訴男友。
她說，她媽媽的脾氣有點怪，常亂發脾氣、或打罵兒女；一有看不順眼的事，就破口大罵，把家裡的人罵得狗血淋頭，而鄰居們也都對她母親敬而遠之。
因此，她在成長過程中，就時常忍受母親「歇斯底里」的怪異脾氣、以及鄰居的「異樣眼光」。
一天，這女生和男友因小事吵架，兩人在爭執不下時，男友突然半開玩笑地說 道：「妳真是無理取鬧耶，妳這種脾氣，跟妳媽有什麼兩樣？」
就這麼一句話，這女生掉頭就走！而且，這一翻臉走人，就再也沒有回頭的餘地！
"為什麼呢？這只不過是一句隨便說說的玩笑話而且，她幹嘛那麼在意？也不讓我有道歉的機會…."男友不解地向朋友訴說委屈，因他不覺得自己犯下什麼滔天大錯。
然而，這女生的態度卻十分堅決，因為她認為－－我將心中的"至痛"全都告訴你，只因你是我的"最愛"；可是，你為什麼要將我"最痛的傷口"拿出來"戳戳看"？
你可知道，我的心好痛、好痛，而且還在淌血嗎？你怎麼"不顧及我的感受？"
" 就這樣，這對情侶因男友一句無心的玩笑話，分手了！這女生始終無法忘懷男友那句讓她"傷心入骨"的話，也深怕那句話，哪天還可能再度深深地戳入她心底，因此，她絕不"重拾舊好"。這真是讓我們警惕－－"勿讓無心話，傷害有情人啊！"
不过"得饒人處且饒人"，尤其是對自己最親密的人所說的"無心話"，是否一定要判定為"罪不可赦"，甚至造成感情上兩敗俱傷的"雙輸"呢？



曾有五位年輕朋友一起開車去聚餐，可是在停車場找車位時，因假日的關係，車子停得十分凌亂、擁擠。
正當開車的宗賢心煩地在大小車陣中前進、且找不到停車位時，旁坐的女友心潔以溫和的口吻說："宗賢，小心一點，快擦撞到了哦！"
宗賢看了看兩邊後視鏡，沒說話，只是繼續前進。
不久，心潔又有些擔心地說："小心、小心， 慢一點，這樣會擦到右邊的車子哦！"
這時，宗賢不耐煩地說："好啦，我知道啦，我自己會看啦！妳不要一直嘮叨、一直製造緊張好不好？真是囉嗦！"
這時，車內的氣氛凝結住了，大家都不知道說什麼好，也都沒再說話。
好不容易找到停車位後，大家進入餐廳聚餐；當大家先喝著冰涼的開水時，心潔突然對大家說道："我今天好開心哦！"
好友小珊聽了，說道："心潔，我覺得每次看到妳，妳好像都很開心！"
"是啊，我只要一想到宗賢是我男朋友，常辛苦開車載我，我就覺得很開心、很快樂啊！"心潔神情愉快地對著大夥兒說。
而這麼一說，在旁的男友宗賢反而一陣臉紅，有點"不好意思"，也為他自己剛才在找停車位時的"不耐煩口氣"，向心潔和大夥兒致歉！

有人說："愈親密的人，愈知道怎麼傷害對方。"
的確，最愛你的人，常"傷害你最深"！而且，身旁最親密的人不必"用力戳"，只要隨便"劃一刀"，就會使自己痛得不得了；就像本文中的大學女生，被男友無心的一句話刺痛得"恨之入骨"一樣。
所以，在男女溝通出現小的"傷口"和"裂痕"時，就必須趕快"彌補"，而不能"以己度人"地認為："開開玩笑而巳嘛，有什麼好生氣的？"－－畢竟每個人最痛的"致命傷"不一樣，不能"想當然耳"呀！
其實，"主動道歉"並不是"認輸"，而是"真正成熟"的表現；只有放下自 尊，謙卑、主動地伸出"道歉、示好"的手，才能彌補雙方逐漸擴大的"裂痕"啊！
常言道：夫妻有四種－－"打罵夫妻、互管夫妻、互助夫妻、感恩夫妻。"
"打罵、互管"的夫妻，真的是稀鬆平常、到處可見；但要做到"相互感恩"的夫妻，則並不容易、也不多見啊！
因為有些太太時常哭哭啼啼地埋怨－－"婚前，他可以一邊喝咖啡、一邊聽我訴說一個下午，現在我唸他幾句，他都謙我囉嗦！婚前，他都把我當成手心的寶；婚後，他卻把我當成手上的草！嗚.."
不過，也有一個王太太時常公開地稱讚她先生說："我這個老公啊，人真是很好，我真的很佩服他，因為他經常『勇於認錯』，只是『絕不改過』！"
說真的，"多欣賞、少挑剔"，"多感恩、少責備"，"多灑香水、少吐苦水"，就一定可以減少生活中的磨擦。
於千萬人之中遇見你所遇見的人，沒有早一步，也沒有晚一步，只是『剛巧趕上』了。或許應該積極尋求在『對的』時間裡，創造幸福的愛情 。
把握住每一位出現在你身邊的人。

Be cautious when buying mandarin oranges

Chinese new year is drawing near.

When buy Chinese oranges please beware of the worms inside. These worms are very similar to the texture of the orange and therefore can only be observe if you look carefully (long sighted person may not notice).

The Chinese government had in fact made effort to destroy hundreds of tons of these oranges and compensate the farmers for these. But however some culprit may still sell it illegally. That's why we need to be careful.

Whether the worms is harmful to the human body or not is still questionable. But generally if few numbers are consumed it should not make any harm according to doctors. It is advisable to be careful about it.

BEWARE OF CNY ORANGES FROM CHINA .WORM INSIDE THE ORANGES


最近不要吃桔子了啊！

今年四川的桔子遭受了一种寄生虫的灾害，叫柑蛆而且是肉眼能够看得见的寄生

虫。光拨开橘子皮还不能看见，要把每个桔子外边的那层皮也拨掉才能看见！

据说政府以每斤几毛钱的价格收购果农手里染病的桔子然后深埋，但还是有财迷心窍
的果农偷偷把染病的桔子批发出去了！

所以说现在市场上的川桔要小心！据说华西都市报写了这件事，虽不知道真假，但大
家还是注意一下吧

"我长这么大，还没有见过在橘子瓣的肉里隐藏那么多的蛆伢子，真是稀奇……"3日下
午，在广元旺苍县嘉川镇鸡鸣山上的果园里，石桥村六组67岁的陈显阳老人对自己脚
下正在作深埋处理的5000多公斤柑橘很是感慨。在老人身后的山坡上，200多壮劳力和
他一样，正在橘园里采摘最后的果实，然后集中堆放，挖坑消毒深埋这些大多数还泛
着青光的果实。

|撕开橘肉两条蛆虫冒出来


鸡鸣山果园是广元市有名的柑橘园。陈显阳老人把记者带到了一个刚刚采摘完果实的

橘园，树上已空空荡荡，不留一枚果实。在一块喽云教沟牡胤剑幻咨睢宽、五米长的"

葬橘"坑已经挖好，坑的外沿密密麻麻堆放着几千公斤橘子，正在等待运送来消毒的石

灰就可以开始处理。在一半青一半黄的橘子堆上，陈显阳随手捡起三只橘子，外表好

好的，没有裂口也没有孔眼，一个一个分开外壳后，粗略一看，也没有什么异样，但

当他选择一瓣橘子撕开绯红的橘肉，记者立即看到两条比米粒长的白白的蛆虫爬了出
来……

陈显阳说，自己和村里人是9月27日被通知上山采摘柑橘果实的，"树上一个不留，统
统由政府收购。摘光、埋光、杀光。"

|最多一户"埋掉"32万元


"白白的蛆虫学名叫大实蝇，俗称柑蛆。"负责处理病虫害果实的嘉川镇农业服务站站
长高鸣胜解答了记者的疑惑。

高鸣胜说："柑蛆作为一种寄生虫在果园生存并不奇怪，但像今年这样大面积暴发，产

生灾难性的后果实属罕见。"据高鸣胜讲，最先发现柑蛆的是相邻的尚武镇。随后县政

府立即组织有关专家到相邻乡镇展开排查，很快，毗邻尚武镇的4个乡镇发现了较大面

积的柑蛆。9月27日，县政府的柑橘大实蝇疫情防控通告发布，根据处置办法，先要将

树上成熟、未成熟的果实全部采摘下来，按照每公斤0.30元的标准由政府统一收
购，然后深埋、消毒作无公害化处理。


鸡鸣山是嘉川镇上最大的连片果园，经过200多人7天的辛劳，截至3日下午，已经采摘
处理了25万公斤。

|果农将长虫的柑橘深埋

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Inspiring article

InnerSelf.com - Daily Inspiration:

The life we experience is the product of the vision we use to interpret events. At any moment we can see through the eyes of appreciation or criticism. And we will see more of whatever we are focusing on. We master the game of life by finding good wherever we look. And there is much good to be found.

Shakespeare declared, "There is nothing good or bad, but thinking makes it so." We see the world not as it is, but as we are. Changing the world is not about setting it right, but seeing it right. If you believe the world is broken and you need to fix it, you will find more and more things broken. If you see the world as whole and beautiful, you will find more and more things to celebrate.

Ram Dass noted there are three kinds of people: those who say, "not enough!"; those who say, "too much!"; and those who say, "ah, just right!" Actually, there are just two kinds of people, for "too much" of one thing is really "not enough" of another. We are continuously choosing between affirmation and resistance.

EXCERPTED FROM the InnerSelf.com article:
A True Perfectionist
by Alan Cohen.

A True Perfectionist
by Alan Cohen

A friend of mine declared, "I used to think I was a perfectionist. I found the tiniest flaws in everything. Then I realized I was not a perfectionist at all; I was an imperfectionist! If I was a perfectionist, I would see perfection wherever I look."

The life we experience is the product of the vision we use to interpret events. At any moment we can see through the eyes of appreciation or criticism. And we will see more of whatever we are focusing on. We master the game of life by finding good wherever we look. And there is much good to be found.

While having lunch with some business associates at an upscale restaurant, one of our party asked the waiter for an unusual dish not on the menu. The waiter replied that he would ask the chef to accommodate the request. Then another member of our group sarcastically commented, "I'll bet that will just tweak the chef's day!"
But the waiter did not flinch. "Actually," he replied smoothly, "I'm sure he will be glad to accommodate you -- this gives him a chance to shine."

Every situation gives us a chance to shine, if we recognize our power as creative spirits. No situation is any one way, except what we make it. You can make anything out of anything. So why not make it perfect?

The story is told about a man who was walking along a city street when a flower pot fell off a sill above him and crashed at his feet, missing him by inches. There are four paths of response the man might take. First, the path of knee-jerk reaction: he would yell a curse toward the window or perhaps dash up the stairs, find the owner, and punch him out. Second, the path of the victim: this experience would confirm his belief that the world is out to get him, and he would go about the rest of his day protecting himself from evil, retelling his story many times. Third, the path of detachment: he would rationalize that this was his karma, do nothing, and just keep walking. Finally, the path of love: he would go to the flower store on the corner, buy a new plant, and deliver it to the person whose plant had been blown off the sill by the wind.

Shakespeare declared, "There is nothing good or bad, but thinking makes it so." We see the world not as it is, but as we are. Changing the world is not about setting it right, but seeing it right. If you believe the world is broken and you need to fix it, you will find more and more things broken. If you see the world as whole and beautiful, you will find more and more things to celebrate.

Ram Dass noted there are three kinds of people: those who say, "not enough!"; those who say, "too much!"; and those who say, "ah, just right!" Actually, there are just two kinds of people, for "too much" of one thing is really "not enough" of another. We are continuously choosing between affirmation and resistance.

Does seeing perfection mean we are to simply be passive observers and sit around and do nothing? Not at all. Perfection includes the process of changing, growing, expanding, improving, and moving ahead. But our actions to improve do not proceed from an attitude of pushing against lack. They proceed from a sense that things are already good, and wouldn't it be a delightful adventure to make them better? The true perfectionist creates effective change by seeing the highest possibilities and becoming so excited about them, that conditions must rise to match the vision.
Several years ago while I was walking through the Los Angeles airport, I felt annoyed by the massive construction going on. I saw ugly makeshift plywood walls to my left and right, a maze of paint-laden scaffolds, and long winding detours to baggage claim. I grumbled to myself about what a mess the place was, and how long it was taking to fix it. Then I discovered a sign that stopped me in my tracks. It was an artist's rendering of what the airport would look like when the construction was complete. It was magnificent! The glass atrium roofs, sleek marbled corridors, and potted palms were a delight to behold -- a far cry from the current mess. Then I relaxed. If that is what this is leading to, I thought, then I am glad they are doing it. When I dropped my resistance, I enjoyed the process, including the construction phase.

The entire universe is in a construction phase, never totally complete as it is, but always perfect as it unfolds. When you appreciate the beauty as you go, you become a true perfectionist.

Changes

Changes is inevitable. Changes is good, that why God made such changes throughout our lives for His purpose. In fact, everything change over time, except God and His Word.

As such, we at this blog remind you that you must be ready to expect the unexpected, that is life. God never give overcoming life, but give you life to overcome all challenges - that makes your life colorful and meaningful.

Without change, there is no progress. Just imagine the day man were created. If there is no changes, you were not existed. Similarly, even if you were born , you were not grow old and grow up as well. Therefore, it is naturally that we are used to the changes directly or indirectly. That is nothing to be fear of, so long as you abide to His word. He is inside you and of course He is guiding you along, so long as you are listen to the voice of your heart, and not your flesh.

He is sovereign, yet He honors all His covenants. That's why we call His covenants everlasting covenants, a promise through blood, has a very great significant effect and important. From the Scripture, you can all His deliver all His covenants from day one such promises made to Moses where He part the Red Sea; Joshua - the destruction of Jericho; Abraham - father of all nations and endless examples.

With the economic and political uncertainty, we urge you to be strong and never be influenced by your sight. Focus on Him and be strong on your faith. Be faithful to your death, the rewards of your faithfulness is far greater than any thing on earth. Always bear in mind that whatever on earth is temporary in nature. You should look far beyond your life on earth . The plain truth is that naked you come; naked you go. Therefore, it is wise to store wealth on eternity, which is permanent in nature.

God bless,

James